Overheard....

Girl 1: (talking about her boyfriend) "He missed a test today cuz he sed he wuz tired. I was like 'aw, mah baybe works hard'. He is so cute."

Girl 2: "Mmm hmmmnnn."

Girl 1: " Then I got on him. I had to, like, scold him. Cuz I don't date not fucking stupid people."

Girl 1: "Mmmhmnn."

Both simultaneously take bites out of their (Burger King) burgers.